Things My Dog Eats

dogshaming: George and his toy, Bunny I got my dog George a...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:43:56 -0500

George and his toy, Bunny

I got my dog George a stuffed rabbit for his first Easter. He took one photo posing very nicely…

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Don’t give Wilson any ideas.

The next morning, he got in trouble.

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:58:26 -0500

The next morning, he got in trouble.

One night, under cover of darkness created by a massive loss of...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:56:00 -0500

One night, under cover of darkness created by a massive loss of power in our town, Wilson snuck into our son’s room, and tasted this book. The book is the property of our elementary school.

If Wilson can’t go out for a run, nobody can.

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:33:13 -0400

If Wilson can’t go out for a run, nobody can.

harperbooks: Now this is just getting ridiculous; someone took...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:58:08 -0400

harperbooks:

Now this is just getting ridiculous; someone took Telegraph Avenue!

Well, Wilson did eat my own copy.

Here’s Wilson’s library of nibbled contemporary...

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 17:37:32 -0400

Here’s Wilson’s library of nibbled contemporary American fiction.

Wilson’s nose fits perfectly in the soap dish.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:46:00 -0400

Wilson’s nose fits perfectly in the soap dish.

Nugget’s critique of a Frank Lloyd Wright chair ended with...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:10:00 -0400

Nugget’s critique of a Frank Lloyd Wright chair ended with a snack.

My friend Oliver has exquisite taste and beautiful furniture....

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:08:10 -0400

My friend Oliver has exquisite taste and beautiful furniture. His dog Nugget does too.

Is Wilson on a hunger strike?

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:07:58 -0400

You might think that, due to the lack of posts of partially eaten non-food items, Wilson has decided to a) change his ways or b) protest the new W.C.W.E. military action that takes place every time we leave the house.

But fret not, follower.

Most recently, Wilson nibbled ever so un-graciously on my brand-spanking new copy of Michael Chabon’s new novel “Telegraph Avenue” which I was so excited to read. And he ate “All the Pretty Horses”.

I didn’t take a picture because I was really pissed off. At myself for leaving my brand new book (albeit in a SHOPPING BAG) on a low table in the living room.

Wilson does more than just eat stuff.

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:03:13 -0400

Wilson does more than just eat stuff.

dogshaming: I sneak into the bathroom & eat the...

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 14:00:39 -0400

dogshaming:

I sneak into the bathroom & eat the soap.

definitely in the School of Wilson

dogshaming: …and to think, he almost made it 6 months Perhaps...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 12:40:50 -0400

dogshaming:

…and to think, he almost made it 6 months

Perhaps he and Wilson can form a club.

Thankfully, this is not Wilson.

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 09:20:56 -0400

Thankfully, this is not Wilson.

Caught Wilson in the tub last night. Licking the soap dish.

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 09:19:00 -0400

Caught Wilson in the tub last night. Licking the soap dish.

My friend Yasmeen sent this to me. I love it.

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 11:29:08 -0400

My friend Yasmeen sent this to me. I love it.

Don’t hate me because I eat stuff.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:57:00 -0400

Don’t hate me because I eat stuff.

Just when I was thinking we had the whole W.C.W.E* thing figured...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:56:00 -0400

Just when I was thinking we had the whole W.C.W.E* thing figured out….

[*What Can Wilson Eat is the new household policy of Wilson-proofing before we leave the house.]

This was full of gum when Wilson got hold of it. It was empty...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:19:54 -0400

This was full of gum when Wilson got hold of it. It was empty when I found it. In case you are not aware, many types of gum contain a sugar substitute called xylitol which is toxic for dogs.

After two nights in the hospital, Wilson is home. And I can rightly claim that I purchased the world’s most expensive pack of gum.

There are notes like this at the exits of our house. It’s...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:17:40 -0400

There are notes like this at the exits of our house.

It’s a simple reminder to double check that the house is clear of things Wilson could eat.