Dog Sends Clear Message to Her People
Magenta the dog just moved into a new apartment and she has a message for her roommates: “You can stay, but this is my house.”
What do her people think about that? There’s not much they can do.
"We split the rent evenly, but she pays most of the utilities," said roommate Marvin Toleson. "She’s really got us over a barrel."
Among the new house rules that Magenta has instituted: the TV will only be tuned to Animal Planet and no vacuuming while she’s around. She’s also created a variety of themed meal days during the week.
"I can live with Bacon Tuesdays," said Toleson, "but I’m having a real hard time adjusting to Whatever You Find in the Backyard Fridays."
"And, furthermore", says Wilson, "I’ll eat WHAT I want, WHEN I want."
And then he woke up.